#also here bc... goos shit

[oflgtfol]

like sorry i do think there is a CRIMINAL lack of bottom symby and it kinda bugs me i once again made yet another top symby fic but like. like. hello. hello. its dark in here

[red-winter-is-coming]

I Am Going To Actually Stab My Siblings :)

[honeyvenommusic]

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[illithilit]

I actually managed to find that Drow name chart, so I am here to share the breakdown of dear Daxie's name.

His first name translates to "legendary wanderer" ( or renegade, but I doubt his parents would have selected that particular meaning. ) It's.... Certainly something to name your child, and frankly, to me it reads as his parents being fully prepared to keep him as a sort of foot soldier; they didn't by any means expect him to have any semblance of standing in the house, and to make it even more transparent, it's not any kind of compliment. It's a nicer way of naming him red-headed step child. He has his uses, ofc, particularly when his house has traditionally placed a great deal of importance on bloodline -- but that's, uhh.... About as far as it goes, since it's not exactly smiled upon in Vhaeraunite culture to cull healthy children.

His house's name translates as "raiders from the web." The name dates back to the house's origins under Lolth's rule, but has long since undergone a perception change since they're too proud of themselves to deign to change it. ( That being, 'from the web' is viewed as returning home from raiding Lolthite society. )

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's episode...

[Spoilers below cut]

OOH, I'm VERY excited to see another Karen episode today! Back to our roots, huh Team. I see you 😌↕️ and still got "SMG4:" prefix in the title there...

also the pattern's shattered but meh *shrugs* who cares about that

Alright, chat, all bets in! Are we getting the arc this time? Let's see...

(the following is my live reaction:)

SMG4 being sponsored by a DC game oh shit, they've really come a long way..... ROGER CRAIG SMITH?! IN MY SMG4 EP?! welp i did not have that in my bingo card

really funny considering some pages of the Sonic x DC crossover are popping up on the same day (my favorite blue guys 💙)

anyway, about the SMG4 Batman signal....

oh... we're really starting off like this, huh

I can already tell this is going to be an emotional episode. god, this really hits heavy with inflation and stuff.

no... please don't tell me....

NO NO NO

"Eviction notice: Indeed, you have been evicted from the premises. Effective immediately, you are to get the actual hell away from this place. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. Which was home. Geddit?"

ALREADY TRYING TO PISS ME OFF? BC OH BOY IS IT WORKING. YA VERAS LO TE VOY HACER HIJO DE SU—

alright alright, gotta calm down. there's gotta be another way, right?

oh the kids, nooooo

4 PLEASE HELP THEM

just the fact Karen's able to confide with SMG4, wow. Ever since the "We Must Kill Mario" episode, it seems like Karen's been able to trust him in a time of need, especially for her kids.

Sure, 4 and the Crew always get into wacky shenanigans with a side of trauma (like what happened in Puzzle Park) but she still does trust him, which is very sweet to think about. even if she didn't open up the text message, she already knows 4 would be willing to help her if he could

WHAT?

smh 😔 just another day in the SMG4 universe (also 4 absolutely recorded it for a video, he would)

oh wait he did. shoot. well, at least it was considerate of 4 to let her know anyway

ok side note: I find it hilarious that 4 would be sending memes to anyone he knows besides the Crew (he is a meme guardian after all) and Karen be the one to respond with "K". I love that for him.

huh. the Monopoly Man must've really hit rock bottom to be in a homeless shelter rn

DEPRESSO?! you're back, after all this time?

oh hey Mario! still looking for cheese? understandable (i also love cheese)

Mario: "Mmm, free goo." ...don't do that to me, don't say that *IGBP flashbacks*

NOW HOLD UP SHE'S RIGHT, HOW COME THEY CAN'T GET A SERVING TOO?

YEAH GET HIS ASS

oh, never expected the same shot from The Incredibles movie

OH, ARE WE FINALLY GETTING MORE OF HER BACKSTORY? she did say before that she took the job to make a living away from desperate times

AW that's our lovable goofball, willing to help his friends 💙

Oh. not that i expected much anyway. I thought that maybe a tent?

Really nice of Mario to keep his word and not tell the kids yet

Uh. What's all that about? NO NO go back, what was that?

*head in hands* Team, really? did you really have to dig the knife even deeper with the Koopa family moving in, c'mon

OGH BABY KAREN NOOO 😢

she was really this young? oh hun

*pauses and stares at the Team* alright, do tell. who the HELL is this secret organization?

not only has this organization taken advantage of Karen when she was young and vulnerable, but they also had the audacity of not letting her go after she EXPLICITLY told them she quit a long time ago bc of her kids. Seriously, I bet Karen was even picked solely because she was homeless. Their justification would probably be: "she's got nothing left to lose, that's why she chose us. besides, it's not like anyone's going to miss her if she died on the job"

Not that note, there better not be anyone blaming Karen for not seeing this coming bc if it wasn't obvious, she was a stray kitten desperately trying to survive on her own all her life. Ofc she would take the job, how can she not? There was stability, someplace to go. Even if it came with risks. But above all, she had the courage to leave the job for her kids. if that's not a good mother, I don't know what else to say

man, this organization's EVIL evil

THE KIDS (the Team's trying to destroy me /silly)

FAMILYYYY 🥹

oh right, chat, say it with me now (mickey clubhouse style): Oh, Mario!

AY that's pretty good 😄👍

WELCOME TO THE CRIB ✌️

Karen, you're going to tell the truth eventually. It's better now or never

THIS WHOLE SCENE MANNN, IT LEGITIMATELY MADE ME CRY

IT GOT ME. THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE AN EMOTIONAL YET SILLY EPISODE.

you did it Team. here you go, my stamp of approval ⭐️

SAME MARIO SAME

uh. what.

we did get 4 and Karen as a fighting duo, could we get one with Mario?

welp Monoploy Man owns Amazon now, someone edit the wiki. but that's only in the SMG4 universe. FUCK

y'know, you could've started with that, Mr. Monopoly

WE"RE GOING HOME LET'S GOOOO 🎉

idc what SOME people, LET US HAVE THIS. let them go home 🥹

*record scratch* wait what?

the walkie-talkie? wha....

WHAT? HUH?!

WAIT NONONONO DON'T CUT TO BLACK TEAM TEAM DON'T YOU DARE ROLL THE CREDITS

*flips desk* are you. fuckin. kidding me? they did that? to US? to ME? AAAAAAAA [We'll Be Right Back, after these messages :)]

Uh anyway, congrats to FalconaVasa for your fanart being featured in the end credits🎉 getting some luigi fanart in here, we love to see it :)

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

Nope. I'm still not over that ending. I gotta go and leave the room for a sec. I can't believe we went from emotional to "surprise! it's the start of an arc!!"

TEAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAA.

Alright, I do have to wrap this review so I'll keep this quick. Without a doubt, we are entering into an arc starring Karen and Mario which can easily be connected to the "We Must Kill Mario" and "The Fight of All Time" episodes. As for the antagonist, we have a couple of choices:

The secret organization—they have been a big turning point in Karen's life and they keep bothering her with jobs she doesn't want to do

Marty—we do still have a hit on him and he still has a grudge against Mario

The father of Karen's kids—Karen mentioned it once in the last episode she starred in and may be associated with the organization itself

or an entirely new villain we don't know about

It can't be Mr Puzzles since (1) he's still in prison, (2) it's too early for that, (3) he doesn't have a personal grudge against Karen. And for those who say it's Shadow Man being part of the organization, I'm going to quote from Anaidon here:

Shadow Man is not canon in the SMG4 universe, and is merely an OC Anaidon puts it in the assigned scenes as an easter egg for fans to find. Ofc there is a chance that the Team could propose their OCs/AUs for future storylines (they are pretty cool). But at this time, after all the planning they've done, it just wouldn't be possible. Side note: if the Team's going to introduce a new villain, they plan several episodes for us to get to know the character before an arc actually happens.

What about Niles? We technically didn't meet him until the Revelations Arc. Or even Wren?

Niles wasn't entirely new, he stemmed from the Genesis arc so we as the audience can keep up with what we already knew. With Wren, we've seen him before WS, whenever Meggy retells it. And, knowing Meggy as a character, we knew Wren was a big influence on her. Now, the argument can be said with Mr Puzzles for him not appearing until the IGBP movie (episode-wise). But even then, he actually appeared until the end of WOTFI 2023 and was the mastermind working behind the scenes. His small appearances ARE his build-up to what his character was like.

When we're dealing with an arc, we have to have our main cast. Karen and Mario, obviously, and for the conflict to make sense, the antagonist has to be related to the two. But I never said there only had to be one antagonist. We could have more than one.

As for Mario, we might have to determine which side he's on. Mario accepted the mission given by whoever talked through the walkie-talkie. Accepted it, with a serious tone. It could be that he was threatened or offered a deal he can't refuse.

Well, here's my mini-theory (yes, cue the intro): when the sounds of the walkie-talkie were going off, it reminded me a lot of the static/standing-by noise Mr Puzzles done before, luring the Crew into the basement "No TV Make Mario Not Okie Dokie" and Mario in "Incredible Game Show Spectacular". Like it was hypnotic. If you really think about it, it's really symbolic at the end of the PV movie, Puzzles making the same noise at his defeat (representing the mind control over the Crew) and 4 smashing his head to stop said noise (representing their freedom). But AGAIN, not saying Puzzles is back for this arc. But I think the walkie-talkie noise was a tool to hypnotize whoever found it in the trash, which happened to be Mario of all people. That's why I'm leaning toward the organization or Marty being the ones behind it. Both of them keep a close eye on Karen and Mario that they have a chance to plant it there. And let's go back to the "We Must Kill Mario" episode, where the first thing we see Mario is when he charges toward the trash bin for a wizard outfit. This isn't the first time either when in "Trash Friends", Mario hides in the dump and is willing to eat trash-made spoiled spaghetti for his own purposes. If anyone would be able to catch on to this, it would be these two antagonists, to hypnotize Mario.

Sorry, got a little sidetracked there. More of my fever talk in there. Ben, you have anything to say?

"Something bad is about to happen." (uh yeah, no shit. still not over what you said last time.) another user: "Brings back such memories when you posted 🔔 and the whole (English) community went crazy thinking it had something to do with SMG4" "Calm down. Yeah, I'm going to do that when the time comes, haha" user: "leave us alone dude" (/silly) ":3"

...sigh. Really, Ben? You really are a menace, my god. Well, too bad I'm bilingual. Anyway, this has been an amazing episode with Karen and the kids. Everything from the voice acting to the animation to the script, oh boy. Team, you really did it. It really hit close to home, such a good story touching a bit of reality there. Like I said time to time again, love is a powerful force that helped the Crew overcome numerous obstacles. Even if it came to a cost, these characters always prevailed.

People have been saying that Karen ended up having no actual consequences by the end of the episode, but honestly, I want this ending. Some people are at risk of losing their homes or who already did. Some parents who suffered a terrible childhood do not want to pass it on to their kids. Some don't get the happy ending Karen and her kids did, but it's one wished for. For Karen, a character who we see working at multiple jobs and caring for her kids, let her have this. This show isn't meant to be realistic in the first place, but it does bring in real topics, and having these characters triumph over their hardships, sparks hope for the people also struggling with it.

If they can, you can too.

Well, that's all from me. Kinda left in charge of production last minute, so I gotta go! Thanks for stopping by, I'll see you all next time, and remember: numbers always go first.

....what's that?

I lost the bet so I owe you all cans of Rizz soda and ideas for my AU? uhhhhhhhh 🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️

[l-amplights]

MY HUGE TPOT 15 THEORIES AND OBSERVATIONS AND JUST RENERAL RANTS AND AUTISM POST. SPOILERS AHEAD

i NEED TO TALK ABOUT EAN AND VERPT(? NO SUBTITLES YET) RIGHT NOW

I NEED PEOPLE TO REALISE THEY CALLED THEMSELVES A LETTER. NOT A VARIABLE. A LETTER. ALSO CALLS VERPT A LETTER.... also awesome 1 legged algebralien and no limbed. we love to see variations :> excited for eventuall floater algebralien

PLEASE CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT ASSUMING THIS IS WHERE THE ALGEBRALIENS COME FROM I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WEVE SEEN THIS???

HUGE WIN FOR NUMBER AUTISM

SOMETHING I JUST REALISED WHILE GOING FRAME BY FRAME FOR LAST IMAGE, MARKER. IS PURPLE HERE BUT THEN

YOU CAN SEE THE EFFECTS TAKING PLACE!!!!!

THATS AWESOME!!!!

these little shits are remind me of goo man from TPOT 11 (out of the blue)

looking back at goo man im not sure why

IM SO HAPPY THE VR HEADSET HOST FINALLY GOT USED

according to the awesome wiki

"The character was shown during the production of BFB. They may have been the original host of BFB, given the tweet description, but was replaced by Four and X.

Sometime after the VR Headset post was posted in jacknjellify's Twitter, Satomi clarified VR Headset was never meant to be a host or any sort of character, and was drawn simply because Michael thought they would be cool to draw."

HIIII PROFILEY... AWESOME TO SEE THEM BACK. REALLY COOL PARALELL HERE METHINKS BC THEYRE VOICED BY THE SAME GUY AS TWO :>

jumping around a bit. this was shown earlier and not expanded on untill the end. this. this drives me insane

thats ones equivilent of the fourest, it has a link to the equation playground I WAS RIGHT

very interesting its also plant based.

I CANNOT FIND . WHEN I WAS BLABBERING ABOUT THIS SO IT MUSTVE BEEN IN A VC. BUT I CALLED THIS. also barf bag literally my face when i saw this lollll

okkkk back to like the usual time

HI EVIL LEAFY HIIII IM SOOOO HAPPY SHE APPEARED. THIS DOESNT MEAN SHE ISNT LIKE DEAD AFTER IDFB BUT IM GLAD WE GOT TO SEE HER IN TPOT .. AND AS A HOST NO LESS!!

ID ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT not sure if this is just startled or pin here being AFRAID for a second of EL

ABSOLUTELY HEARTBROKEN RF AND BB GOT OUT SAME TIME. HORRIBLE also neat they used the ending of the bfb intro here

X host.... imagine. life could be a dream

ok let me go over all the style stuff we see here also in order

(starting at the start of cake at stake (or cake at skate))

for the entire first half its just the usual TPOT style so i wont make a huge deal of that

Ean's part is also in TPOT

Pan Flute here's part is in the style of BFDIA specifically the newer episodes, figures, thats what hes from

EL's part is also in BFDIA style (with some very old assets behind), however id like to go over something else here

RIGHT BEFORE SHE APPEARS PIN GOES THROUGH SOME OF HER BFDIA ARC CHANGES. NEAT

also the music in the background here is "The Fiber" (thats what its called in the bfb ost release at least) WHICH IS ALSO THE SONG THAT PLAYS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT BFDIA 5B!!!! AWESOME!!!!

GONNA BE HONEST NO IDEA WHAT STYLE THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE... THE ANIMATION IS SUPER WEIRD AND DIFFERENT. it actually reminds me of how sacri animates her shows!!

hold on i need to make a new post i cant upload any more images

[tanukitsuneko-suki]

build episode 46 thoughts:

- i want so badly to know the international political ramifications of whatever this nationwide split in japan doing to the rest of the world lol

- i’m still thinking of ryuusen but with a flavor of evolt in the middle…i can think of nothing freakier than having a 3p with the literal personification of your toxic yaoi

- other countries probably: the entire earth is at stake?? mf we didn’t sign for this

- at least sento can still smile leading to the end of his series bc emu’s just out of it lmfao

- banjo’s arm…my wife’s thin wrists…ohh she’s so

- endgame cafe nascita team my beloved

- episode title “an oath to be the one” are they gonna be one?? 😭 senryuu??? one…as in marriage ?😭😭

- banjo’s always so fucking funny man…it’s peak writing to make the Terrifying, Potentially Destructive Entity Capable Of Ending Worlds a huge dumbass…bc Sento’s just dropping shit like “this was created thanks to Evolt’s genes within your body” and banjo’s just at the side like 🧍‍♂️🤷

- endgame cafe nascita is so fucking funny because sento’s the only scientist here PLEASEE

- sento saying literally anything:

his teammates: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

- PARALLEL WORLDS????????

- AH. OH. AHHHHHHHHH. OHHHHHHHHHHHH. AHHHH OHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY!!!

- everytime banjo tries to process sento’s explanations you can visibly see his brain overheating lmao

- TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYESSSSSS HE LOOKS SO SMUG

- “apparel! …wait, no, parasol!” “parallel. parallel worlds” “parallel” BANJO NEVER CHANGEEEE

- i feel like banjo nothing is making sense to me so i’ll just nod along 😭

- OTHER VERSIONS??!?!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- “i knew i would be completely clueless!” MAYBE THIS IS WHY YOU’RE MY OSHI LET’S BE DUMB TOGETHER 😭

- banjo’s like. okay whatever. just tell me who to punch

- aeaaaaaa refining the bottles twice? hahah what if ryusen

- notes app lookin ass screen

- oh kazumin your stocks are rising. this humble begging is too cute

- IT WASN’T ORIGINALLY FOR BANJO 😭⁉️⁉️⁉️ i feel silly hyping up the ice dragon thing ngl

- KAZUSENNNNNNNN

- they ignored his shirts…guys let’s not bully gen-san too much 😞 he’s old

- HE CAN’T CATCH A FUCKING SOBA 😭😭 CAN THIS MAN EVEN DO ANYTHING

- akaso doing his best to chew through half-cooked meat might be my new favorite thing

- kazumin 😭 kono hentai

- LMFAOOOOO KAZUMIN 😭😭😭😭 DUDE STOP IT

- bro’s fucking ascended

- IT WAS GENTOKUUU FUCKKKKKKK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW GENTOKU SMELLS REALLY NICE. OMEGA-CODED AJDHSJHDSJJS

- I THOUGHT THEY’RE GONNA IGNORE IT. WDYM KAZUMIN HIMSELF SAYS GENTOKU SMELLA NICE. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

- senryuu married

- “banjo. there’s something you need to know” damn let me know too? why are we having a cutscene all of a sudden

- thinking about mii-tan’s fans at the moment. because like if i was wondering where luca went after his hiatus only to find out that his team is gonna battle a space alien in international tv i don’t know what i’d do ?

- “how will the kamen riders (who plunged us into fear as military weapons) stand up against him??” GIRL WHY ARE WE DOING THEM SUCH A DISSERVICE LOLLLLLL

- genkazuryusen poly is so good because kazugen must feel so incensed with senryuu hiding shit from them and going off together to try and save the world by themselves.. and it’s not even because they don’t respect kazugen it’s just that senryuu cares for kazugen too much and they’re trying to shoulder the burden just between the two of them. gaahhhh okay i need to make a chart before i lose it bc like HOLD AWNNNN (i didn't put it here but banjo specifically understanding the reasons/heart of sento's decisions is such a good flavor between all four of them)

- WEIRD ALIEN GOO GO AWAYYY

- oh shit BUILD DRIVER!! GREASE BLIZZARD. KAZUMIN YOU ARE SO COOL. BUT ALSO. THE POETRY OF USING THE BOTTLES OF THE TRIO TO DEFEAT THEIR COPYCATS..AAAAAGH

- “are you ready?” “damn right i am” KAZUMIN YOU ARE SO COOL 😭 PUN NOT INTENDED!!!

- WOWWWWWW

[redninjaaaaa]

oh my god I caught up with lookism and my emotions went like:

"so they got fooled again with the fake drugs huh"

"these clowns never learn"

"ugh the never ending fights again"

"HEY BABY GOO YOU LOOK SO FINE"

"goo still thinks of gun as his hubby bestie <3"

"damn, was it neccessary kitae?"

"uh-oh this looks dangerous"

"JAESEOK ARE SO CUTE"

"how dare u stab hyungseok"

"HOW DARE U PUNCH JAY"

"oh wow jinrang looks cool"

"wait why is na jaegyeon betraying hyungseok??"

"he has a reason I believe"

"oh damn him and jinrang look like a new juicy ship"

"SEE HE SAID IT HIMSELF HE HAS A REASON so I believe him"

"wow those legs are fine"

"james lee is a new antagonist among the capitalists I see"

"oh shit new backstory alert"

"SEONGJIIIIII 😭😭"

"JICHAAAAANG 😭😭"

"BEST KINGS IN ONE PLACE TOGETHER"

"well thanks now I'm actually crying"

"AWOOO"

"RIP sang baek (I still haven't forgiven u for punching jay tho)"

"poor jinrang"

"GUN ALSO THINKS OF GOO Y'All MY HEART"

"OH HI JAKE BABYGIRL"

"oof kitae is back at it again"

"this is the 1st gen and they're still so stupid and arrogant ugh"

"Mads Mikkelsen what r u doing here"

"JAKE AND LINEMAN AN UNDERRATED COMEDIC DUO"

"why is jake such a himbo"

"lmao y'all have messed with the wrong guy"

"new guy cosplaying sinu, I don't trust him"

"THE REUNION OF THE CENTURY"

"big tits & big butt in the same car sitting inches apart coz they not gay"

"OFC THEY FORGOT LINEMAN"

"goo my pretty jealous malewife"

"he wants to be the new elite for jake I DON'T TRUST HIM EVEN MORE"

"jake's 'as if I'd work with a traitor' gonna bite him in the ass this king's gonna betray him like elite did gapryong bc the history repeats itself"

"I knew the biker guy who stole the bag was jaegyeon's guy lol"

"HYUNGSEOK???"

"oh please ptj don't make these guys fight on the opposing sides again"

[still--kicking]

Oh my gosh hi I just wanted to say Part Time Soulmate, Full Time Problem is literally fucking killing me I am so in love. I NEVER read soulmate fics but yours has me hooked and reconsidering. "Part Time Soulmate, Full Time Problem" is a pretty fucking good title and that's what caught my eye and snagged my interest, and I am so glad i stayed because I am losing my mind and having a fantastic time Holy shit. I laughed out loud over the Shiro and Keith convo "

“I don’t know,” Keith laughs, settling back into the couch. “I think he just likes watching you and your superhuman biceps push that ancient clunker around.”

Shiro’s jaw drops, even as a flush rises in his cheeks. “Is that why he won’t let me replace it?”

Had me giggling like a fool. And I COULD NOT stop grinning ear to ear at how sweet they are with each other. Just good job on the sibling stuff my heart is GOO

Also, thank thank thank THANK for how you wrote Keith and Lance's beginning interactions. While I fully appreciate a lot of KL fics being an uphill climb to humane conversations (that's where the flavor is at Hello) it is always so refreshing to have them be on the same page (or close to lol) once in a while, especially in fics that start from S1 Ep1. I love how you've given us Keith’s perspective to fill in context when he's giving antagonistic answers, and have given us the insight that my guy is just thinking about other things and freaking out. We all do that from time to time minus the space war magic lion technology aspect yknow yknow

Also, absolutely nothing against soulmate fics, they're just not my particular cup of tea. But I appreciate how you've implemented it, and how it's really complimentary to the story. I'm only one chapter in but I'm excited to see where you take it or how you use it xx

Again, I've literally only read the first chapter, and I'm SUPER stoked that I'm a little late to the party because (I think as of when I'm sending this) that I have 6 more to delve into.

Thank you for writing and putting this out there. I've been rereading a million klance fics recently cause of the vld meta-analysis community and am so glad to see people are still getting their "kicks" (LOLOLOL) >;) from Voltron in 2025 too. Just, thank you for puttingthis out here for us to read. You're an awesome writer and I hope that this is a project that you enjoy just as much as the rest of us !!

(Totally forgot to mention ADAM ASDGHGGHJJK I LOVE HIM. MY GUY. THANK YOUU FOR THE ADAM YOU'VE THROWN AT ME LIKE CANDY IN A PARADE)

OMG HI ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! your message has me giggling and kicking my feet omg thank you so much 🙈❤️💙 (no pun intended but lol kick)

I'm so happy you enjoyed that broganes interaction because I had so much fun writing it!!! I'm really enjoying exploring their relationship, and the different relationship dynamics between all of the paladins (AND ADAM!!!! IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN INCORPORATING ADAM!!!!!) And I'm so happy you like Keith and Lance's dynamic too!!! I was worried people would be bothered that they're not fighting that much but I honestly just don't always enjoy writing a ton of animosity between them. Like for sure they have their misunderstandings and their tension but I feel like in the early seasons we do also see a lot of them getting along when it matters!!

I think something so fun about klance is how much they grow as individuals and how much their dynamic evolves over time, so there's so much for authors to play with and a lot of different ways to characterize them!!! So as much as I love when people write Keith as kind of an asshole, I am personally a huge fan of writing Keith as just being awkward as hell. Like he definitely has his moments but I don't think he's intentionally a dick a lot of the time, I think he's just prickly bc of his attachment trauma and doesn't always know how to interact with people (and let's be real, he's gay panicking all the time lmaoo) He's like a stray cat that hasn't been fully socialized yet lol it's fine, he'll get there

Thank you so much for giving pts,ftp a try even though you don't typically love a soulmate au!!! <3 I appreciate you reading and taking the time to send me such a lovely message, it really does make my day!!! <33

(also, if you're interested in trying another soulmate au once you're caught up on this one and waiting for updates I feel like there, nestled against his pulse by hiuythn is THEEE klance soulmate fic, I can't recommend it enough!!!)

Thank you again for reading and for your message!!! I hope you enjoy the rest of the chapters so far <333

[noitsbecky127]

rebecca watches ds9: improbable cause

gay lunch date!!!

cracking up at garak’s thoughts on shakespeare

julian is eating really fast

ah yeah being cmo must get pretty fuckin busy. easy to forget that when we don’t often see him actually being a doctor lmao

garak has very strong opinions about eating speed

actually garak just has very strong opinions about everything

garak stop psychoanalyzing humanity

ooh chocolate

awww garak’s gonna bring julian chocolate

wait I want to know more about this species that breathes corrosive gas and can’t see red

guess i never will since garak’s shop just blew up!

how is he gonna be a simple tailor now

I highly doubt this was an accident

good thing garak himself is ok at least

“who would want to kill me, a simple tailor?” - probable war criminal

yeah when kira wants someone dead she just shoots them. also she likes julian well enough and killing garak would make julian sad

garak’s latest story about his reason for exile: tax evasion

do we ever find out why he was actually exiled?

“you think i would lie about a thing like that?” - pathological liar

garak has not said a quarter of what he can think of. or an eighth. probably not even a twelfth.

the cardassian who cried wolf

garak has some very strange takeaways from human stories!

garak you CANNOT be talking like that with odo’s hypervigilant ass

I can only assume the shop will be rebuilt, bc garak needs a job

what the hell is a flaxian and why would one of them want garak dead

that’s a flaxian apparently! doesn’t look like the assassin sort but looks can be deceiving

oh who’s odo getting a gift for? is it kira? it’s probably kira

fym you don’t have a sense of smell. how are we just now finding this out three seasons in. i know you’re goo but STILL

ofc it’s very possible that we already knew that and i just forgot

is odo going somewhere in the interrogation with all this perfume business or is he just lovesick

oh ok. spicy + floral + musky = heart attack. somehow. that doesn’t feel plausible but i’m an english major so what do i know

oh lord what trap have miles and odo set for this flaxian who i’m not confident actually did anything

ok just a tracking device. that is somewhat better i suppose

I don’t think Garak was invited to come along

unfortunately for odo he is on the runabout now. and that means he’s not leaving

garak you’re not ALLOWED in cardassian space

i’m pretty sure ships aren’t supposed to explode when they go into warp. like i said, english major, but i don’t think that’s meant to happen

why is garak just standing there. was he denied a chair or did he refuse one

knowing him probably the latter

why would the romulans hire a flaxian to kill garak instead of just doing it themselves

oh shit odo is right. garak’s lies are never as simple as “i don’t know”

of course the romulans have records on garak

yeah I don’t think the romulans hired him. they tend to do their own dirty work. but who did do it then? was the flaxian even remotely involved in this?

ah yes, sisko’s mandatory Baseball Contemplation

odo how many fucking contacts do you have. i swear every other episode he’s saying he has a friend here or there who can get him info. i need to know when and how he’s doing all this networking

where the fuck is he now

is this his friend

if this is just a piece of the puzzle then what’s the bigger picture?

are the romulans gonna invade cardassia

if they’re gonna invade cardassia then how does killing an exile factor into that

i feel like i don’t want to know what the cardassian neck trick is

ah so cardassians use the russian method for assassinations

perhaps that list will jog garak’s memory

how does odo have an obsidian order guy indebted to him. odo what the hell do you get up to offscreen

garak did what now

actually that fully tracks as something garak would do. only question is why

so the romulans DID hire the flaxian but garak decided to blow up his own shop before the assassin could get to him?

i guess it worked, given that he’s alive. there were probably better methods though

again with enabran tain! how’s he gonna tie into all this

oh so garak was REALLY fuckin important in the obsidian order

who’s this cardassian lady

Mila apparently. I want to know about Garak’s history with her now

I just want to know about Garak’s history in general actually

oh wow i think he was telling the truth when he promised!

oh my god i’ve seen the “take that rod and eat it” gif. i thought it would be less gay in context. idk why i thought that

actually garak there’s at least two people in this galaxy who regard you with affection! one of them just gave you delavian chocolates!

just because tain has beef with garak doesn’t mean mila has to share it

i would recommend letting tain die. mila did make him promise though

“are you trying to say that i have no sense of honor?” - man with no honor

I wonder how much of what Odo’s speculating here is accurate

odo definitely knows what it means to care about someone, kira is his bestie (they aren’t more if i ignore it hard enough)

yeah in general garak should not be trusted with information

ah. hello there romulan ship. you’re not supposed to be here

and hello there romulans. what the fuck is your goal here

is tain working with romulans???

we know garak’s gay bc of how petty he’s being with tain rn

i don’t think calling romulans pointy-eared qualifies as a slur

attacking the dominion is a good way to get killed i think

you definitely can’t wipe them all out in one blow

there’s a pretty big difference between turning your back on your people and being ok with them being wiped out!

so all this has just been a result of tain trying to cut off loose ends? dead men tell no tales and all that?

ok i GOTTA know what happened between garak and tain. he got FURIOUS when tain said he’d betrayed him

garak please do not leave odo with these fuckers

he’s joining tain. on second thought leaving odo might not have been the worst idea

[rin-bellatrix]

Oasis

"When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am." - Goo Goo Dolls

August finds himself in the middle of the Pandoran desert, left to clean up his business' loose ends. Though, he's not as alone as he once thought, coming face to (pretty) face with the grifter who stole his heart. It seems that Sasha has some of her own loose ends to clean up as well.

I love Sasha and August ok

I'm firmly in the belief that August needs to reclaim his full redemption arc (he started towards the end of Tales and well, we just never got to see the end result 🤷🏽‍♀️)

So here's my first "saugust" piece! (Pls tell me if there's a better ship name for them out there 💀) I've written them as bg characters in my rhyiona fics, bc we love a big ol' happy family affair, but this is their first solo spotlight on my blog 😌💕

they need more recognition, they're kinda like Bonnie and Clyde, love my lil outlaw couple 💖 so stinkin' cute 🥰 (not to be confused with everyone's favorite villain couple, jackisha, who I've also written for 🤭)

Ahem, anyway~ this is part one, so this is unfinished. More to come from this particular story ✨️

Also. Am I posting this in the last hour of the month of August, instead of getting my shit together and posting it sooner...? Don't worry about it~ ☺️

Enjoy~ 🧡💜

It was always sunny on Pandora. Or at least, it seemed to be whenever August had to venture out of the dark shithole that was Hollow Point. The white sub-giant star that was Pandora's sun seemed to be on full blast today, the curve of the horizon a warbled, dancing edge in this heat. Sweat rolled down the side of his face and gathered at his jawline before spilling off in incessant drops. He shook his head to get the sweat out of his eyes before leaning into his truck bed and grabbing two fistfuls of rough canvas.

He tossed another burlap covered carcass onto the small pile of bodies, grunting with its weight. His Ma might be gone, but that just left the family business up to him. Which meant cleaning up the mess when a rival gang thought that they could prove themselves bigger and badder. Not a chance. But it was best to dump the bodies farther away from the entrance to Hollow Point to avoid scavengers somehow finding a way to spill into his town. That was the last thing he needed.

Dusting his hands off, he slammed the trunk door closed and ripped an old rag out of his back pocket. Mopping the perspiration from his neck and face (minding his piercings), he squinted up at the ball of fire in the sky and cursed its heat. What he wouldn't give for an ice cold drink right about now, he was fucking parched.

Stuffing the damp rag back into his pocket, he rounded his truck to head to the driver's side. His boots kicking up sand, his mind already focused on securing a cold shower as soon as he got back home. Gripping the handle, he pulled and yanked the door open, one foot on the step bar ready to hop in, before he looked up and froze.

"Thirsty?" Sasha chimed, sitting relaxed behind the wheel, dangling a cold bottle that was dripping with condensation.

The sight alone had him wondering if this was a mirage, if the heat had really gotten to him and made him hallucinate this as his own personal oasis. But then her scent of orange blossoms hit him, and he took a step back in shock. The sweet scent that sometimes haunted his dreams was a startling contrast to the freshly decomposing bodies that he just unloaded from the back of his truck.

How did she even get here without him knowing...?

She was as beautiful as ever, maybe even more so if that was possible. Her locks were pulled back in a sleek style, much like the last time he saw her during that whole vault debacle. Her outfit looked clean and classy, a stark contrast to his current state of sweaty and sandy. She wore reflective sunglasses that kept him from seeing her eyes, only his own warped image staring back at him.

When she arched a pretty brow, waiting for a response, August had to reel himself in. "What the fuck are you doin' in my truck?" No one could ever say that he didn't have a way with words.

"Is that the greeting I get? After I came all this way to bring you a nice refreshing drink, because I know you always leave to come here without one."

It shouldn't move him that she remembered his dump sight. It should mean nothing that she remembered he always forgot to pack a drink. It wasn't a big deal that she came to drop off a cold drink. She was a con artist, this is what she did. It's how she wormed her way into his heart the first time. He told himself this, and tried to ignore the way his heart beat a little faster at the implication that she still cared about him.

Did she ever really care about him...?

"What's it to you? If I forget to hydrate, how's it any of your business?" He glowered at her, old hurt resurfacing as if it were just yesterday.

She watched him from behind her sunglasses, quiet as she struggled to find a new lie to fixate on.

"Listen, I don't care, get the fuck out of my seat and go back to wherever you came from. You've got nothin' here, unless ya want me to put a bullet in your brain."

Sasha pursed her lips, her free hand settling firmly on the steering wheel. "I'm gonna drive you back." When he opened his mouth to argue, she continued. "I just want to talk." When he remained suspicious, she reached up to remove her sunglasses, meeting his eyes clearly. "Please?"

Her eyes were so clear, the light jade so beautiful with her complexion. His mind told him to watch his heart, not to fall for her tricks. But his heart told him to go along with what she wanted, simply because it was her who asked. August considered himself a strong man - an intelligent man - but in the face of the woman he loved, he crumbled far too easily.

He grunted as he slammed the door closed, rounding to the passenger side of his own damn truck. He hopped in, the cab rocking with his momentum, the door shutting behind him as he huffed.

Sasha held out the bottle again, and he watched as a drop of water raced down the side and gathered at the bottom before splattering across his leather seat. He looked up at her and met her eyes again, ignoring the excitement that wanted to bubble to the surface.

"Is it poisoned?"

The pretty grifter frowned, before twisting the cap off and taking a swig, once again holding it out to him. "That answer your question, smart ass?"

He hesitated before taking the bottle from her. Glancing down as she shifted the car into drive and pulled off, he noticed the faintest glossy shine of her lip gloss on the lip of the bottle. As the truck rumbled through the Pandoran desert, he recalled how slick her lips were when she would kiss him after applying it. They way she giggled when he pulled back and groused about the texture. How she would joke with him, arms looped around his neck, if she should withhold her kisses then. And he would snag her closer by her waist, pulling her into him and grumbling a complaint against her wet lips as he kissed her through her laughter.

He eyed the residue of it on his bottle now. Then, he lifted it to his lips and drank deeply, imagining that he could feel a phantom press of her lips against his own. It quenched him like nothing else.

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[caninerat]

Kamen Rider Drive episode 40 (part 1) AYO?!??!?!?!? THE PREVIEW

👍op... good.. goo- WHY DID IT LAG AGAIN LMAO /lh

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (their duo means sm to me)

I'm in tears (laughing) for reasons I can't even explain LMAOOO

my honest reaction (bc of Gou):

HEART!!! :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

</3 </3 </3 </3 </3 </3 </3 </3 </3 </3 </3 </3 (the acting here is so good btw)

GOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GOING TO CRY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

WHAT THE HELL <//////////////////////////////////////////////////3 WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heart has been moving up ranks in my fave characters a LOT btw for context, like he's #3 atp I think to a point where I'm tempted to add him to my fave character list THIS IS LIKE WATCHING THE (KR BUILD) ROGUE MINI SPECIALS ALL OVER AGAIN JUST SEEING THEM PUT THROUGH IMMENSE PAIN <////////3 WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait HELP ???????????????? KRIM?????????????????????? 😭 ohgod was I supposed to make that connection before (<- we've seen him in the past) but all my dumbass did was call him RDJ LMAOOOOOO

Also this is going to haunt me in my dreams and deteriorate my mental health /neg I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM HOLY SHIT:

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAOOOOO yeah tell him.

I'm genuinely close to tearing up 💀 wtf (<- I don't usually cry out of sadness when it comes to media)

Maybe I should like...stop watching this episode cause I fear I might need a break LMAO and it's 4 am....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm will I be able to sleep......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok yeah I'm going to sleep this is too much for my 4am brain to handle /pos but also /neg (/lh) LMAOOO

But also I fear before I go

He did it. (<- fave character list)

Ok gn guys...unless I don't manage to fall asleep bc of this LMAO

[giyuulatte]

first up, spiderverse questionsss (super sorry if these aren’t that good, i’m not that well versed (hahah *rim-shot*) in the spiderverse franchise, i have watched both movies tho)

who’s your favorite spiderperson? who's your least favorite?

which spider-person has your favorite suit?

how did you feel about the cliffhanger in atsv?

who’s your favorite non-spider character? who's your least favorite?

fmk: doc ock, jessica drew, rio morales (very unserious, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to)

which movie do you like better??

what's your opinion on miguel o’hara (if you didn’t already mention him already in the first question) ?? (just cause there seems to be a divide, in my circles at least)

if you could be a spider-person, what colors and overall vibe would your suit have??

did you have a reaction to the aaron = prowler twist??

LOVE the pun by the way! i am also not that well versed (BOOM!), so i know a little bit but not much. plus its been a minute so imma do the best i can! if i don't answer anything the way you wanted just let me know and i can answer again! so without further ado...

round one, FIGHT.

this is a great question! great question that is tough to answer (half lie). umm i would say that my favorite is miles bc that's literally my son. he goes through a LOT and i feel for him bc it was never something he asked for, it just happened. but he took it like a champ in my opinion bc if it was me i would have ****** ******. so he is probably my number one favorite. but my LEAST favorite has to be miguel. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY DON'T SHOOT DON'T SHOOT. look i get it, you lost your daughter, but going after a CHILD??? i don't play about my kids, so the fact that that grown-ass man with that loud-ass song kept trying to come for miles when he didn't ask for anything that was happening to him killed me. and miles was so scared tf?!? holding miles down to the point he was STRUGGLING to push him off, unt unt. going after miles when it wasn't even his fault shit got whacked. *coughs* yeah so, miguel ain't my favorite

margos' suit was really cool!! i liked it a lot. her customization?? yeah, give it to me. anything with that cool techy customization style is one of my favs.

the cliffhanger had me gagged! woahhhhhh. i actually went in blind bc i watched atsv first with my friend, then i went back and watched the first movie and had to lay out all the lore for myself (which you can read here if you'd like). safe to say, im very (im)patiently waiting for the third movie shameik please stfu bc i think there’s a lot that can be done with that whole storyline. plus i thought it was really cool (and sad) to see how miles g's world was so different from our miles. it was different different bless it. seeing who he became with the loss of his dad was really interesting. plus miles g cool as hell don’t even joke. the cliffhanger actully led me to one of my fav fics (which you should totally read if you haven't). OH and i better see an apology from EVERYONE btw. especially gwen and peter b, i got beef with them.

favorite non-spider character. hmmm hmm imma say rio? my answers are so basic but imma speak my truth. any mother or mother figure has a special place in my heart. she loves miles down and i love that. i don't think i have a least favorite so imma just say kingpin just because i gotta pick someone. big bowling ball head ass. actually, he really did irritate me now that i think about it. yeah imma say him

GOODBYE… ok soooo. WAITT THIS IS HARD ok ok so fuck jessica... marry rio... kill doc ock NOOOO. sigh, it must be done i fear. but then i have weird spider powers that bring her back from the dead and then the three of us have crazyy hot- *gunshot*

um this is a hard question, but for nostalgia's sake imma say the second one, just because i watched it with my friend in the theatres and that was a really special experience bc she was answering all my questions and we both love love spiderman. AND that soundtrack was extra good. but the first one will also always hold a special place in my heart have no fear.

mmk so i lowkey gave my opinion in the first question but i will "expand" on it before they come after me with pitchforks and torches. it's not like i hate him, no that's not it at all. my main issue with him is he's going after a kid who was thrown into this world of spider people by complete accident. imagine being a 15-year-old boy who just wanted to see his friends and crush again (and later finding out that they could have visited you whenever, but they didn’t. which im still pissed about btw) only to have bass boosted master spider 3000 talking down on you and then having the ENTIRE spider society going after you. yeah, me personally imma call it quits and blow everybody up. calling him an anomaly and shit when he himself is ALSO an anomaly bc he wanted to save his daughter and sent a replacement which ended up destroying his universe? yeah ok. so why are YOU mad at miles for wanting to save his dad, being something that he couldn't control and didn’t wanna be in the first place, when you’re the reason you are an anomaly yourself. that pretty much sums it up. now if im wrong feel free to correct me on anything. im just going off memory bc i never did get the comics for myself. i know it seems like i hate him, i don't. i appreciate his character and all that he’s for, im just not his biggest fan. i know how contradictory that sounds, my bad

UGH for how bad i wanna be a spider-person i don't think about this enough. the overall vibe i'd be going for...erm. i'd wanna give natural tones and down to earth kind of vibes. like if you saw me just hanging around you'd come sit and talk to me kinda shtick. for colors imma go with what i got i my wardrobe rn- black, brown, green, little bit of dark blue perhaps. eh i dunno. not entirely sure where i'd put my spider logo but i would want it to go down my sides somehow. like maybe small spider on my chest/tummy with really long ass legs going down my sides OR OR wrapped around my back. might have to whip out the sketchbook and design something, but hopefully i answered your question. if not just lemme know

aaron = prowler = me upset. i went NOOOO and had to pause. like, are we deadass? that's what we're doing? oh ok. it hurt my feelings, and i was not happy. even though it was spoiled for me i still wasn't really expecting it bc THAT'S HIS NEPHEW PLEASE HAVE SOME COMPASSION. sigh, and uncle aaron was so good to him ughhhh. he just couldn't catch a break dammit

THIS WAS SO FUN! i love doing things like this and talking about my shows ugh its so fun. thank you for the questions wifey, next part coming soon! and if anyone else has questions for me feel free to ask!!

[johnsjackolantern4902]

General Grievous in lingerie part 2

Content warning: smut, also you can't really do much in terms of foreplay to Greivous bc most of him is unfeeling metal

You pulled his two dicks out of his robotic pelvic area and exposed his asshole. His already semi erect cocks filled the thong he wore nicely. You admired the sight before slowly pulling down his thong.

"You're lucky I like you." He bluntly told you. You kissed his faceplate in response. You lubed up your fingers quickly and climbed atop the General. You looked him dead in the eyes as you stuck your fingers in his hole and began playing with his prostate. He tried his best to keep his composure. A few sharp exhales left him here and there.

"Alright, turn around, General." You smugly told him. He squinted at you and did what you asked. You lubed up your member and spread his hole open for yourself. You slowly slid inside. The General fought off his urge to moan as best he could, but once you pushed the rest of yourself in, it was over. He let out a small, but beautiful moan. Your chest swelled with pride. You slowly began to fuck him, letting him adjust to you. He panted.

"F- faster... y/n..." He choked out.

"Already?" You teased.

"Y/n..." He was initially gonna give you shit, but his tone changed into that of desperation mid word. You slapped his metal ass before letting out an,

"Ow, shit. I uh... I forgot that doesn't work on you..." You chuckled. He looked at you, unimpressed. You began to stroke his dicks and picked up your pace again. You let him ease back into it before starting to pick up the pace. He let out a moan louder than his previous smaller moans.

"Ah!... Y-y/n!" He moaned. He began to stroke himself with you. You picked up the pace again. He let out a series of uncontrolled moans that were embarrassingly loud for him. He tried to burry his faceplate into a pillow to muffle his cries of pleasure. His metallic body began to shake violently. His strokes became sloppy and his moans became more frequent.

"Careful General, you wouldn't want anyone to see you like this, would you?" You teased. He lightly slapped your thigh in protest.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Y-y/n! Ah! Ahhh! Ahhhahhhhahhh!" He moaned as a thick green goo spilled out of him and onto the sheets below. A few tears of pleasure rolled down his faceplate.

[theemporium]

ok so i started this ask earlier this morning and am just now getting aroundn to finish it so apologies if it's all over the place

vegas has been a lestappen weekend and I am thinking THOTs like honestly so much happened this race weekend and i am reeling

1. no1 vegas hater max verstappen saying that he's excited to go back i love him 😭😭😭 i'm so glad he had fun lmaoo. like i can just imagine him in the hotel with charles and reader the night before the race all huffy and upset because this whole weekend is a farce and he is NOT going to have a good time. and charles is just like "it's gonna be fine mon amour, i think at this point you're just determined to have a bad weekend and spoiling it all for yourself" and maybe yeah he is but in max's opinion that is NOT the point. anyways after the thrill of Racing™️ he's like "hmm okay yeah u weren't wrong, i had a good time" and charles is jsut liek "SAY IT WAS YOUR WHOLE CHEST PLZ !!!! I WAS RIGHT !!!!"

2. obsessed with carlos being all kinds of protective big brother vibes to werewolf!reader. like he sees max and charles crowding her and is just like 🤨🤨 "alright alright we get it, you love her, but let her work pls. if you keep crowding her i'm gonna call this sabotage" but he's also the one who goes "i pretend i do not see it" when he catches max trying to wiggle his way into the ferarri turf

3. there are mould your own dildo kits called clone a willy (don't ask me how i know) but i can see max getting one as like a gag gift or something and he's just like haha ok whatev. but the days go on and really the more he thinks about it the more appealing it is to have a custom dildo bc then he can fuck his two loves with his cock at the same time. and also he needs to know what his dick feels like, you know for scientific purposes. so anyways he gets charles and reader to help him and it is SO messy, positioning is important, and the amount of effort it takes to stay hard is ASTRONOMICAL. his dick is stuck in a tube of goo, it's not sexy. but now if someone tells him to go fuck himself he can. so he stays winning 😘😘🤩

4. i also really hope lando gots a nice long sleep after the race. like he sounded horrible on the radio. he needs a nice cuddle stat. i feel like we don't talk about werewolf lando a lot but

-🌠

GAHSJSJAKAJSJBSSKJA OH GOD

1. there’s something so funny about max suddenly changing his tune😭he was probably just happy to do some actual racing and know that the whole weekend was over after it, but it’s still hilarious. and I could see charles and reader giving him such shit over it, teasing him that the elvis race suit put him in a good mood and maybe they should keep it all year round (no, they should not. it’s a cursed wee thing. I want it gone)

2. CARLOS BEING AN OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER PLEASE😭even the idea that she’s upset with them over something, it’s carlos who she goes to and his driver’s room that she stays in🥲but he would be so supportive of their relationship and definitely help hiding it when he can

3. I have seen the clone-a-willy sets in stores here, it’s so😭😭😭I know it’s this hot concept or whatever but it genuinely makes me cackle at the idea of these boys trying to follow the instructions. like charles is confused and max is convinced he doesn’t need instructions and it’s just such a mess. it would be so fucking funny

4. baby lando deserves all the hugs and cuddles and kisses after that crash :( but we do not talk about werewolf!lando near enough!!!

[yourlocalsonia2]

My shitty headcanons for Nicktoons unite

Drumroll please 🥁🥁🥁🥁

Jimmy Neutron

When the group first met, he was 13

His is currently 16 and the second youngest

he's also 5'7

He was kind of a bitch for most of their first adventure, but eventually became nicer to the group

His full name is James issac Neutron

there was a time when he convinced the group into thinking his last name was Newton but someone misspelled his name on his birth certificate

when he was 14 he gave himself cybernetic implants just in case he was ever in an emergency +he didn't tell anyone (this is inspired by choraa)

sometimes when he is alone he'll use the arms/implants doc ock style

the longest time he slept was 1 hour, 58 minutes and 26 seconds

he basically lives off of energy drinks and shit

he also is anemic (iron deficient) and he doesn't know

there are a lot of times when he doesn't have his ice cream looking hairstyle bc he doesn't have time to do it, or he'll just forget

after becoming friends with Nicktoons, he became a better person and treated Carl decently and people were scared (including Carl)

his main weapon is his inventions (think of whatever)

he knows 10+ languages (English. French, Spanish, German, Mandarin, Greek, Latin, Italian, Swedish and Dutch) and a few alien languages

he's gay and he thought he liked Cindy

even though he did date Cindy for a while, he did break up with her bc their relationship was falling apart (they were literally never meant to be. THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS GOING TO FAIL AT SOME POINT. THE BOAT WILL SINK)

Timmy Turner

Watch out y'all, I don't know shit about the Fairly Oddparents lore

His full name is Timothy Thomas Turner (haha t.t.t)

he is the shortest and the youngest of the group

he met the group when he was 12

he is currently 15 and 5'6 and a 1/2

he kinda thinks of Cosmo and Wanda as his parents and not just God parents

he is poof's older brother

he has a normal sleep schedule but he is also narcoleptic

he has ADHD and doesn't take his meds out of spite (no one knows why lmao)

he is trans (ftm)

he is bisexual with a preference for men

he may or may not have had a crush on all the members (he got over all of them except for Jimmy)

his main weapon is gun(s) both Wanda and cosmo are guns (DUEL GUNS)

his other weapon would be a bat with nails

he has a hard time with schoolwork and is really stressed about school

he has a few scars on his body from Vicky

he LOVES sugar

he enjoys using pet names on people (specifically Jimmy) to get them annoyed or embarrassed

Daniel Fenton / Danny Phantom

He is the second oldest and second tallest

he is currently 17 and 5'7

he was 14 when they first met

when the group first got together, he tried to hide Phantom's identity from them until SpongeBob told him that he knows

he can be very nice then very threatening in a snap

he tries not to sleep bc he has a lot of nightmares from his adventures

he is probably the most powerful in the group

him and SpongeBob have the ideal friendship

he makes a lot of puns and stupid references

he has anxiety

he has panic attacks not that often and it's kinda alarming for the rest of the group

he is a bit self sacrificial bc he is already half-dead

ON THE TOPIC OF HALF DEAD- he is not affected by stab wounds

his blood is green

he is planning for a day when Jimmy and Tucker meet up and they can be "science-y" together

he didn't tell anyone in his universe about his time with Nicktoons, one day they did come to see him and everyone was confused

he is very protective over the people he loves

there will be times where he'll throw up or have green goo leak from his eyes (tgs Henry Jekyll style)

his family is his parents, Jazz, Daniel (future him) and Dani (younger female clone)

SpongeBob / Bob

He is the oldest at 25

he first met them when he was 19

aroace king over here

He is a shapeshifter.

His main two forms are his normal self (sponge) and his human form

he first met the group as a sponge and didn't tell them about his abilities and they found out bc one day he accidentally turned into a human in front of them and their reactions went like this

Jimmy: *shocked, wide eyed*

Timmy: *gaw dropped, flabbergasted*

Danny: oh my god....YOU GREW, SPONGEBOB!!

After that he would spend more time as a human

he is 5'9 as a human and 4'5 as a sponge

he has the fucking hammer as his weapon bc why not

he is "glue" of the group and kinda the mom too

he is strongest in the physical strength category (he's the type of guy to hug you but then pick you up and spin you like a parent would to a baby"

he is actually a good therapist and helping the others

he'll help Danny after or during his panic attacks, he will make Jimmy sleep for once and sometimes hide his energy drinks, he'll try his best to help Timmy with his schoolwork

he is a great cook and will make for the gang

he is overworked and underpaid (I love Mr. Krabs but please pay your workers the money they deserve)

he has ADHD and autism

he pays really good attention to the others and knows there's something worth in a snap (like if Danny had a nightmare the night before, SpongeBob will know the next morning bc of how Danny acts)

Shared

They've all seen the horrors

found family found family found family found family

they've all had a crush on at least one other member (not spongebob tho)

during meals someone will tell stories of what happened in their world

they all split up after volcano island (they got back together bc of the third and fourth game) also it was still the main four during the other games (no extra side characters)

they had a split for a few years but SB brought them back together

they have this set of rules for their house

the house is in Jimmy's universe btw

Danny and Timmy both unironically got "shoo whap shoo whap ain't no lovin' my man" stuck in their heads

Jimmy's parents adore the group (not even knowing they are from other universes)

Timmy unironically calls Shirley his son and Jimmy caught on (SB and Danny are honorary uncles)